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[ cheers and applause ] >> jay: jake owen.

>> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: oh! hey. how are you, everybody? nice to see you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. [ cheers ] it's gonna be fun tonight. man, oh man, the 2012 election is pretty nasty. it's getting pretty nasty out there. it's -- yesterday on cnn, white house advisor david ploufee referred to the republican presidential race as a "clown show." [ light laughter ] that's as rough as it gets on cnn. i mean -- [ laughter ] >> steve: rough. >> jimmy: yeah. and then -- then, romney, santorum, paul, and gingrich all called the statement ridiculous. and then they piled into one tiny car and drove off. [ laughter ] i mean, they were just furious. >> steve: awful! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: did you guys hear this? dick cheney received a heart transplant this weekend, after waiting for two years. he wasn't waiting for a donor. he just took doctors two years to find cheney's current heart.

they're just, like, lookin' -- [ light laughter ] "i can't -- i don't -- ah, there it is! [ cheers and applause ] here it is. i got it. try not to get the funny bone, here and --" [ laughter ] [ imitates buzzer ] some tv news. because snooki is pregnant and "the situation" is in rehab it's rumored that mtv is hiring two new cast members for "jersey shore." yeah. it's the first job ever where the boss is like, "this is a very impressive resume -- so we're gonna go with someone else. [ laughter ] take care. glad to meet you. [ applause ] no need for you to come here. you can do lots of other things." listen to this -- president obama yesterday said that north korea is in a "time warp" that has missed 50 years in progress. yeah. north korea denied the accusation, in a strongly-worded telegraph. [ laughter ] they said -- >> steve: [ beeping ] [ laughter ]

macarena. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey. happy birthday to aretha franklin, who turned 70 years old yesterday! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] we love aretha franklin. oh my gosh. that's our pal. we love aretha but she's so hard to shop for. does anyone know something that she'd want just a little bit of? >> steve: just a little bit? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: hey -- some entertainment news, you guys. i read that mattel is planning to release a "hunger games" barbie doll. [ cheers ] it's pretty cool. let's take a look at it. yeah, it's awesome. [ laughter ] hey, get this. on saturday night, tim tebow was spotted in the audience at the broadway musical "wicked," here in new york city. yeah. it was annoying though. when he got up to use the bathroom, peyton manning came and stole his seat. and it was just like -- [ laughter ] "come on! can't i catch a break?"

[ applause ] i don't know what to make of this. i heard that wildlife officials in the florida keys are trying to catch some escaped nine-pound rats. or as new yorkers put it, "aww, babies!" [ laughter ] cute. [ laughter ] and finally, a new survey found that facebook, google and youtube are the most popular websites in the u.s. while the least popular website in the u.s. is gingrich-2012.org. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight, you guys. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ zooby zooby zoo zooby zooby zoo zooby zooby zoo zooby zooby zoo ♪ ♪ zooby zooby zoo zooby zooby zoo zooby zooby zoo

zooby zooby zoo ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: zooby zooby zoo. >> jimmy: real quick, i want it thank madonna, you guys. i got to interview the great madonna. [ cheers and applause ] her new album is out today. i got to interview her on facebook this weekend. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: over the weekend. it w super fun. her new album came out today. and look at this picture of -- this is me and madonna, hanging out. look at this. she looks gorgeous. look at -- zoom in on madonna. ooh la la la la. >> steve: zoom a zoom a zoom. >> jimmy: zooby, zooby zoo man, she looks hot. it was super fun. i was just trying to think of what i should ask madonna. what do i -- what do i -- so i asked her some advice. i said i'm the worst dancer on earth. i'm just awful. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: so i said you -- she can walk into a club and just dance in two seconds. i can't. so i go, "is there any sick moves you could teach me? just so i'm guaranteed -- i know what i'm talking about. when i get into that club, i'll just --

my dance move -- pull it out and just hit homers. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. she taught me to dance. i'll teach it to somebody out there if you wanna see what it is. [ cheers and applause ] how you doin'? you wanna come down? you wanna do it? hey, wanna do it? no? okay. you wanna do it? come on. >> steve: come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here we go. hey, how you doing buddy? >> how's it going? >> jimmy: what's your name? >> i'm aaron. >> jimmy: aaron? >> grant. >> jimmy: grunt? >> grant. gran -- >> jimmy: gran? >> like hugh grant. >> jimmy: [ british accent ] hugh grant. oh, grant? very nice. hello. [ laughter ] very good, grant. grant is here. very, very good. where are you from, grant? >> london? of course you are from london. [ laughter ] well, welcome to the show. and where you from? >> upper massachusetts. >> jimmy: boring. [ laughter ] but here's the way it works. everyone can do this. in massachusetts you can do it in london -- everything. here's the dance -- now, you take your hands. you put them over your head, touch your elbows.

yeah, like that, right? >> okay. >> jimmy: and then you spread your legs out wide. [ light laughter ] right? and then, quest, can you give me a beat. like -- ♪ then you go like this. yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] you walk in the bar like, "what's up ladies? you see something you like? [ cheers and applause ] they're looking real good. thank you very -- hey, watch it. that's enough. yeah, yeah. thank you. [ applause ] >> steve: are you sure? >> jimmy: i'm telling you -- >> steve: are you sure madonna taught you that move? >> jimmy: i'm absolutely -- >> steve: madonna taught you that? >> jimmy: madonna told me that -- >> steve: not man-donna? >> jimmy: no not man -- [ laughter ] madonna -- >> steve: oh good. >> jimmy: showed me that move, right there. and that's it. and those guys can take it to england. take it to massachusetts. >> steve: sure. any club in the world. >> jimmy: any club in the whole world and they will be beat up in five minutes. [ laughter ] if not -- anyways, i wanna thank you -- thank you, madonna. and thank you, facebook. [ cheers and applause ]

don't forget to get "mdna." it's out today. gosh, we love her. she's awesome. [ applause ] we have a great show tonight. from the giant, giant movie coming out this week, "wrath of the titans," sam worthington is here! [ cheers and applause ] 3-d, super fun. she's hilarious on the show. "happy endings"' casey wilson is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] we love her. we love her. and we have music from swervedriver tonight! it's gonna be good. [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys, have you ever wondered what celebrities are whispering to each other when they're on the red carpet or at those press conferences? >> steve: um-hm. >> jimmy: you know, we have too. and that's why we sent out our entertainment correspondent from london, actually. maybe grant knows him. [ laughter ] >> steve: i think so. >> jimmy: yeah, he might know -- might be friends with -- >> steve: [ british accent ] i think "grant" is "acquainted" with him. >> jimmy: yeah, "grant" is "acquainted" with him, yeah. [ light laughter ] his name is mr. peggy hess and he goes out --

we send him out there. he goes out and he has these highly-sensitive microphones and he can hear what they're saying. he gets to the bottom of it, here. that's right. it's time for "celebrity whispers." i hope you enjoy. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> "celebrity whispers." >> hello. i'm peggy hess and welcome to "celebrity whispers." [ light laughter ] shh. [ camera shutter snap ] >> hey, jennifer, do you know how to beat box? >> sure. [ beat boxing ] >> that's great. >> oh that was awesome. i liked riding that cymbal on the end. >> whispers. [ camera shutter snap ] >> hey, i've been wanting to ask you. who's your favorite disney princess? >> uh, good question. probably ariel or jasmine. >> yeah, yeah. >> i was gonna say snow white but -- >> way too obvious. >> way too obvious. that's what i was -- [ laughter ] >> celebritry. [ camera shutter snap ] >> oh look, there's a clown over there. >> let's go inside. >> what the matter? >> i don't like clowns. they freak me out. there's something about the face

makeup or the goofiness. >> everything's fine. >> you know that was a whisper! [ camera shutter snap ] >> hey, there he is. >> how's it going, man? >> good to see you, mr. biden. hey, you want to do some tom cruise movie quotes? >> sure. >> "i got the need, the need for speed." "show me the money." okay, now you do one. >> um -- "i am the rain man." i don't know. [ light laughter ] >> whisper. [ camera shutter snap ] >> how's it going, sylvester? >> yeah, i'm all right. i guess. >> what's matter? >> well, i was just watching an episode of "inspector gadget" and then we had to come here so i missed the ending. and it was the one where he goes on the safari. >> ah, that's such a great episode, dude. >> i know. >> celebrita! [ camera shutter snap ] >> oh, wait i got one. "you can't handle the truth." oh wait, that's jack nicholson! [ camera shutter snap ]

>> i'm peggy hess. i'll see you next time on "celebrity whispers." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: those are celebrity whispers. stick around, we'll be right back with more "late night," you guys. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ht it would be. people are selling their old rides, looking for something new. whoa, check this out, you guys. they are having way too much fun without me. i need better gas mileage. so, up, up to 40 on the highway? then myford touch just said the temperature. she listened. she did listen. now, get a focus with up to $2,000 cash back. get into the new at your local ford dealer today. out with the old, in with the new. we're the new. what mak es a what hershey's bar pure? pure togetherness. pure friendship. pure delicious chocolate. pure hershey's.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] there's an old -- there's an old saying that goes, "life is weird. sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. and sometimes you have to sing a song you've only heard once before on national television." it's time for "sing it like you mean it!" here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> "sing it like you mean it." >> "sing it like you mean it." >> jimmy: that's right. it's time for "sing it like you mean it," where contestants get to hear a brand new song once -- just one time. and then they have to remember as much as they can possibly can and sing it back for you guys, right here. let's meet our contestants. come on over, guys. ♪ nice to see you. >> hi. >> jimmy: how you doin', guys? very good.

oh, i just saw you out there. very, very good. i saw you in the audience, there. how you doin' now? let me guess your name, here. you're terry from bangor, maine. >> very close. i'm dan from jersey. >> jimmy: okay, very good. and you're russell from detroit. >> no, i'm reed. originally from kelowna, canada. >> jimmy: hey! well, very good! reed, all right, very good! i'm not very good at guessing people's names so i won't be doing that anymore. [ light laughter ] the way the game works -- simple. our buddy, captain crunch, over there, is gonna play a brand new song that no one's ever heard before. [ laughter ] then you'll have to immediately perform it from memory. in the end our audience will decide who did it best. and here's a little hint for you both. this song is about a certain sport that requires dribbling. >> all right. >> jimmy: a little hint for you. yeah, keep that in mind. okay, you will go first, my friend. >> excellent, >> jimmy: very good. and since we always play fair here, we're going to have to put you in the dome of silence. [ light laughter ] you won't be able to hear or see a thing.

well, you clearly can see a lot, there. this is -- [ laughter ] no, yeah -- oh, i'm sorry. am i hurting you? this -- do you have a normal-sized head? [ light laughter ] >> ah! >> jimmy: stop saying" ah." what is he doing? can you -- you can see. i just saw you -- >> steve: it's not the hat of silence. >> jimmy: well i don't know. i don't know what is going on. it's not fitting on his head. there you go, that's better. yeah. [ laughter ] [ whispers ] can you hear me? all right, very good. he can't hear me. you ready, buddy? >> i'm pretty ready. ready to go, yeah. >> jimmy: very good. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] very good. stop doing what i'm doing! [ laughter ] what is going on? all right, look, i hope have you a great memory, okay? because here is your song. ready? >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: captain kirk.

♪ well, the final four is going down in new orleans and here's a list of my favorite players ♪ ♪ from each of the final four teams from kentucky, michael kidd-gilchrist ♪ ♪ from ohio state lenzelle smith, jr. kansas jamari traylor and louisville, rakeem buckles ♪ ♪ rakeem buckles march madness ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: great song. good? you can do it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're that confident? >> yeah, i'm confident. >> jimmy: you're confident. have you ever sang in school or anything or -- >> i sang in school before. >> jimmy: you have? >> i think so, yeah. couple times. >> jimmy: yeah? a couple times? do you remember which -- songs. >> they were musical theatre type songs. >> jimmy: thank you so much. yeah, great. [ laughter ] he made that up. he made that up. all right, all right. well, here you go. he's over there. he's ready to sing it. he's taking his place at the mic. kirk, take it away. whenever you're ready, buddy.

♪ ♪ the final four is coming around the corner i wanna talk about few of my favorite players ♪ ♪ a few of my favorite teams got kentucky they got the gil -- gil -- gilchrist, yeah ♪ ♪ i gotta be honest my bracket was ruined this year ♪ ♪ i lost $20 in a pool this year i never got another chance to get it back ♪ ♪ so i know -- lost my money in march madness ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! that's what i'm talking about, buddy. that was great. that was pretty close. like three words -- but it was very, very good. sorry you lost all that money. go over there. let's see how your challenger does. thank you, my friend. all right, let's go ahead and remove the dome of silence.

gotta fix this dome. there you go. how you doing, my friend? >> oh, good. >> jimmy: good, good, good, good. very good. put that cool hat on. >> oh, thanks. >> jimmy: very good. [ laughter ] now, kirk is gonna play you a song, okay? pay -- now make sure you pay attention to all the words and the tune. are you ready? >> yeah. >> jimmy: captain kirk? >> ready as i'm gonna be. ♪ ♪ well, the final four is going down in new orleans and here's a list of my favorite players ♪ ♪ from each of the final four teams from kentucky, michael kidd-gilchrist ♪ ♪ from ohio state lenzelle smith, jr. kansas jamari traylor and louisville, rakeem buckles ♪ ♪ yeah, rakeem buckles march madness ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: beautiful song about final four basketball. are you ready to sing this? >> i'm gonna give it my best shot. >> jimmy: yeah, now did you ever

sing in -- in high school or college? >> uh, yeah, i have before, yeah. >> jimmy: you do? yeah? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what song? >> well, i sorta do musical theatre. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know who you can you do a duet with later. yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. all right, get over there, my friend. very, very good. they both did musical theatre. all right, now, show us what you got, my friend. go ahead. take your mic. kirk, whenever you're ready, my friend. ♪ ♪ well, something about march and some teams of some kind ♪ ♪ that dribble, dribble dribble, dribble, dribble dribble ♪ ♪ then shoot the ball and go in the hoop that's right, we like the hoop ♪ ♪ and something like a team from kentucky and indiana whoa ♪ ♪ and los angeles four teams ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good. no, not at all. yeah, come on over, buddy. [ applause ] that was fantastic.

that was great. all right, guys, we have to pick a winner, even though they're -- you're both winners in our eyes. guys, who sang it best? was it contestant number one? [ drum roll ] [ cheers and applause ] or was it contestant number two, right here? [ drum roll ] [ cheers and applause ] contestant number one is the winner. congratulations! ♪ he's gonna be getting this brand new $100 bill, right there. that's yours, my friend. congratulations. oh my god. as well as the recording that you just made that was burned on cd, right here. there you go. that is for you. congratulations. of course, no one goes home empty-handed so you will be getting this chic "late night with jimmy fallon" t-shirt, my friend. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you so much. give it up for these guys! they were great! we'll be right back with sam worthington! thank you guys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i was the third tree to the left. i even had a line. "watch out for..."

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest starred in the mega blockbuster, "avatar," which took in over $2 billion. his latest film, "wrath of the titans," opens in imax 3-d and theaters everywhere on friday. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, sam worthington! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're a good man. thank you for coming back to our program. >> thanks for having us. i watched your bruce springsteen episode. that was astonishing. >> jimmy: that was a crazy episode. >> i loved it. i thought you were terrific. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, brother. bruce was amazing. that was a fun party. do you live -- where do you live now? you live in the states? >> hawaii. yeah, i moved to hawaii with -- halfway between kind of work and home.

>> jimmy: yeah, 'cause you're from australia originally. yeah, yeah. >> that's right, yeah. >> jimmy: well, how do you -- are you loving hawaii? >> it's hawaii. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, yeah, yeah, what's not to love? yeah. >> that's right. exactly. >> jimmy: well, what made you move there? just -- are you a surfer? >> yeah, i surf. i just -- i was going there all the time anyway. my mates, said, look, you love the solitude of it. you love the -- just love the environment. i love everything about it. so it was a matter of -- just picked there and moved there. >> jimmy: it's a gorgeous place. i've been out there. do you wear hawaiian shirts. [ light laughter ] >> i have been known to, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, you do? i love hawaiian shirts. >> so do i. i love the fact, in 1960's your country passed a law that said the hawaiian shirt is the equivalent to a jacket, suit and tie. so i'm obviously all for dressing up. >> jimmy: yeah, i appreciate that. thank you so much. just came back from the workout, yeah. yeah, thank you so much. >> but i have to go to a -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now, i found this about you. it's a pretty interesting tidbit -- that you're -- you don't use a cell phone. >> no, i don't like them. i'm not a fan of them. >> jimmy: how do people get a hold of you? like, a conch shell? [ laughter ]

you perk up and just, like, the bat signal? or do you come surfing in in your hawaiian shirt? >> no, look, i think -- i don't know. i find that, like, if i've had one -- i've had one in the past, and i was getting tethered to it, so life was passing me by. and then i got in trouble with girlfriends in the past. >> jimmy: yeah. >> where you kind of, you know. yeah, you know what i'm talking about. >> jimmy: yeah. that's the end of that. no more cell phone. >> then i get rid of it. you can't get in trouble with telegrams and the conch, as you say. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. yeah, yeah, yeah. now, you starred in "avatar," which was of course was a tiny little independent movie. [ light laughter ] it made, like, what $2 billion, "avatar"? did you hear about james cameron? >> yeah, yeah. well, jim -- i know -- see, i knew about his expedition a couple of years back, and he swore me to silence on it. and then he got back yesterday. >> jimmy: yeah, did you guys hear about james cameron, like, went to the deepest part of the ocean? >> the mariana trench in his one-man sub. he's the first person ever to do it solo. >> jimmy: he created, like, this sub. he built it himself.

>> he built it in australia. in a place called albury-wodonga, which is the middle of nowhere. there's no ocean anywhere, so it was a bit dubious to start with. [ light laughter ] and then -- but then he went out there, and i didn't want him to -- i said, i don't want you to get eaten by megalodon or a big sea fish. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. who knows what's down there, though? only him. >> well, now he knows. he said there was nothing. on this floor, it was like the moon. if you read it, the "national geographic" has on his website. they said pitch black, and it was just -- there was no trials or tracks. but they'll be going down again and again, i'm sure. >> jimmy: it's a torpedo sub or something. >> yeah, i think he just shrunk one. >> jimmy: so only he can go down. and it goes straight down to the bottom of the ocean. >> something like -- so many miles in minutes. insane. they just blast him out. >> jimmy: i got invited -- he's having a shrimp barbecue this weekend. no, i'm kidding. [ laughter ] some rare shrimp. we've got to talk about "wrath of the titans." >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: this is the sequel to "clash of the titans." now, you're -- you took 10 years off. you don't want to be a god. you don't want to kill any

more -- >> yeah, he's a rusty gunslinger in this one. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then, you know, the movie is about this dysfunctional family, really. you just happen to be god of gods and demigods in a world of monsters. and i think -- i showed you this -- i showed your mate backstage, this great t- shirt. i don't know if you can see this. >> jimmy: oh, that is pretty cool right there. wait a second. that's -- is that "the lion king"? >> it's the holy trinity of liam neeson -- [ laughter ] is what it is. >> jimmy: oh, is that -- >> there's liam neeson as zeus, for the father. liam neeson as the lion in -- >> jimmy: "lion king." >> "narnia." so that's the son. >> jimmy: oh, that's right. he's in "narnia." >> and the holy spirit is qui-gon. [ laughter ] that is awesome. >> jimmy: that is crazy. that's all liam neeson. i love that. i got to get that shirt. >> i also showed to you -- and i said, all you need is -- you're missing one down at the bottom. the complete and utter badass from "taken." >> jimmy: oh, yeah. that should be on the back. the "taken" guy. >> 'cause i -- you know, i think, you know, when you work and liam's in the movie, and i, you know, he's the ultimate legend.

he's now on a t-shirt so that's -- >> jimmy: no, i mean he's great. and you guys, i mean, great together because you have to save your dad in this one. >> yeah, that's right. he's getting tortured. i have to go on the mission, and i've got a son, and it's the struggle i face of fighting all these wonderful beasts to rescue my dad. >> jimmy: the cgi is insane. do you see a big difference in this one than the first one? >> completely. we listened to kind of all the criticism of the first one that we received and then upped the ante. >> jimmy: i mean, this one, there's like -- >> even the 3-d is improved. >> jimmy: saliva coming out of the monster's mouths. >> yeah. >> jimmy: snot and everything. just insane. >> i love -- you were saying earlier before about the 3-d. the 3-d in this one doesn't give you an aneurysm. >> jimmy: yeah, this one -- it's actually enjoyable to watch, like you're in a different world. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's just amazing. we have a clip of "wrath of the titans" with sam worthington fighting this two- headed beast. >> cool, yeah. >> jimmy: it's pretty crazy. >> come and get me! [ monster roaring ]

[ monster roaring ] [ monster roaring ] what are you waiting for? burn me! >> jimmy: yeah. that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] that's some good stuff. >> that line -- i'm a big action sort of movie watcher, and that line, "what are you waiting for? burn me." i stole from arnold schwarzenegger in "predator." he says, "what are you waiting for? kill me now." and i did my own version. >> jimmy: hey, now that's -- >> my homage to arnold. >> jimmy: there you go. a little homage to arnold schwarzenegger. sam worthington and i are playing a game when we get back. it'll be fun. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. i'm here with my pal, sam worthington. and we're going to play a little pub game. this is "bar shuffle board." and we're going to play two

rounds, here. if the puck touches the line, it's the lower score. that's the way we're gonna play it. i'm blue. sam, you're red. sam, why don't you start us off? and good luck. >> all right, i'm nervous. this is -- they used to play this on "the love boat," didn't they? with the -- >> jimmy: they did play it on "the love boat." yeah, you're right. you could make that into an action movie. >> that is so weak and pathetic. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is so un-perseus of you. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> need more -- get up there. go on. >> jimmy: oh, nice. [ cheers and applause ] >> here we go. >> jimmy: yeah! [ audience ohs ] oh, yeah! oh, yeah, out it down! that's right. let's go. [ cheers and applause ] well -- oh my gosh. [ audience ohs ]

>> oh! >> jimmy: closer. >> that's the thing. we play quite conservative on this side, here. >> jimmy: i know. i did, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> stay, stay! [ cheers and applause ] oh! ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> what is that? >> jimmy: what a train wreck. what i do i got now? >> what have got? >> jimmy: what's the score? 4-1! all right, go, brother. so we got the reds there. 4-1. >> all right. sure? you want to go? you go first this time. >> jimmy: yeah? >> yeah, you go first. >> jimmy: thank you, brother. stop, stop, stop! [ cheers and applause ] that's -- [ audience ohs ] oh, come on! you gotta join the pro league. this is great!

>> take many hours -- >> jimmy: we ought to go pro, man. [ audience ohs ] >> that's just dirty. yeah. >> jimmy: tie score. ♪ >> little safe, i think, there. all right, let's go, mate. >> jimmy: i lost my focus. i'm thinking about my beer. [ laughter ] all right, what's the score? what do i have to do here? >> what are we on? what's with that? you gave up? i think you need three, i think. >> jimmy: five? >> two or three, i think. >> jimmy: all right i gotta knock that -- >> two or a three. >> jimmy: i'm gonna do a two or three. >> oh! that's it. what is the final score? oh, no, you -- >> i got one more. >> jimmy: you got one more? oh, crap! [ laughter ] gosh. you don't even need --

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>> jimmy: our next guest was a cast member on "saturday night live" and currently stars on abc's popular comedy, "happy endings." say hello to casey wilson, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: casey wilson, thank you for coming back on our show. we had you here when you were on "saturday night live." >> yes. > jimmy: and -- and i love that you just kill it now over at "happy endings." >> thank you. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i like it a lot 'cause, you know, like, you were on "snl," then you left. and, you know, sometimes people leave the show and then you -- they don't know what they're doing. you just kept going, writing. i mean, you're an amazing writer. you're a great performer. and then -- i'm just so happy for you over at "happy endings." >> thank you. now i will leave. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, please. but now you're living in l.a. are you adjusting?

is it different? >> i am. i mean, at first, i hated it. and i was like, what is this trail of broken dreams of a city? and then -- >> jimmy: that's what i'm saying. you get really disappointed when you leave "snl." a trail of broken dreams. >> yeah, that was my own life. no, but i hated it. just kidding. i hated it. and then i really, like -- it got its hooks in me, and now i've, like, taken hold of everything l.a. has to offer, and, like, weirdly -- i just went on, like, an astrological women's retreat. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: wait, what? >> i know. and full disclosure, i loved it. i loved every second of it. >> jimmy: what is an astrological women's treat. >> you know, who can say? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's what the flyer says. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we don't know what this is, man. >> and i still don't know. but i went, and -- i found out -- i mean, we all know our base sign. i'm a scorpio, but that's not all there is, guys. let me tell ya. then you can find out, you know, you're a taurus moon. and i was getting so into it, and people would do things. like, they wouldn't pass the coffee. and i was, like, you know what? that's their aries talking. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's their aries talking. >> and we know that about her.

>> jimmy: yeah, exactly. that's so her. >> i was getting -- we were, like, rocking each other and crying. and i was, again, loving every second of it. >> jimmy: wait, rocking each other and crying? >> in a comforter and singing lullabies. but, you know what? i'm open. i'm a speaker. my boyfriend's, like, what are you looking for? >> jimmy: what is going on up there? >> i'm looking for me. >> jimmy: just trying to find you out there. >> just trying to find this gal. >> jimmy: oh, my god. ridiculous. this gal, yeah. but you're also -- you were getting some meditation as well? >> yes, i got then -- directly off the heels of the retreat, i, like, immediately got into a transcendental meditation course. it seems everyone is, like, i feel sorry for her. >> jimmy: no, no, no, no. >> okay. >> jimmy: i've had this before too. >> and did you have a good experience, or? >> jimmy: i did not, really. i mean, it was interesting. i almost don't want to be calm. >> i think -- me too. because i thought, well, this is the answer. i'm going to be so calm. and i immediately started fighting with a girlfriend 20 minutes after i meditated. i'm like, i must be just the ust becomes more angry. >> jimmy: i wonder if repressing is the problem. you keep him in there. >> i know. >> jimmy: i get beat by, you know, sam worthington.

then i just -- on commercial break, just scream for, like, 30 seconds. yeah, and come back. >> exactly. i'm used to being, just, it seems like a spiral of darkness. because the minute i got calm, things were getting weird. >> jimmy: they were? >> no. i seemed, like, very angry or something. >> jimmy: no, i don't do that. i don't do therapy. i just -- i just want it keep it all down. >> yeah. >> jimmy: not open up, yeah. keep it caged. >> yeah, keep it under here. with a smile on my face and sadness in my heart. >> jimmy: yes, exactly. [ laughter ] exactly. >> the audience is, like, oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they're not sure whether they should laugh or we're all just awful. >> they don't know what to do. >> jimmy: you know what i love also about you? you're very close to your family. >> yes. >> jimmy: very close to your family here. now, recently you found that your dad started a twitter account. >> yes. >> jimmy: this is ridiculous. >> i stumbled upon my dad's twitter account. he has tweeted 31 times. and i would like to read some of his tweets, if i may. >> jimmy: this is his profile picture right here. @powilson. this really is your dad. >> that's really my dad. >> jimmy: he's a good looking gentleman. >> thank you. >> jimmy: in front of grauman's chinese theater. >> yes, it's living life and loving it. he's very sweet and i love him dearly, but he has been tweeting, and he doesn't totally

understand -- >> jimmy: he doesn't know what it is. >> no. >> jimmy: what is he thinking it is? texting? >> i don't know. he thinks it's texting, so he keeps tweeting things that are meant to be texts. one is, "dinner?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a great tweet right there. "dinner?" >> oh, he's genius. "dinner?" one is, "what did you say?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, to everyone. >> to everyone. "what did you say?" "i'm busy for 40 minutes." [ laughter ] he's busy. >> jimmy: he's busy for 40 minutes. >> he's busy. then he has a pocket tweet, which is "ppppxppp." >> jimmy: yeah. well. >> then, then, "quit testing so much." so that, i think, was meant to be "texting so much." but again, it's a tweet. >> jimmy: quit -- quit -- quit testing so much? >> quit testing so much. >> jimmy: wonder who is doing that too, even. >> i know. then he just tweets his cell phone number. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no, no, no. dad. >> and my brother and i are, like, should we have him take it down? i'm, like, he wants it. he must be fine with this. and then. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's going to get mobbed. oh my gosh. >> i know.

i hope. he wants people to follow him @powilson. and then, finally, this is the most existential one. and i'd love anyone to make heads or tails of this one. "who is daggett?" [ laughter ] who is daggett? >> jimmy: who is daggett? >> who is daggett? >> jimmy: i don't know who daggett is. maybe it's, like, a graffiti artist. i don't know daggett. i have no idea. daggett? >> who is daggett, so -- >> jimmy: that's a great one. well, maybe your dad could tell us who daggett is. >> i would love -- maybe he will. >> jimmy: people can tweet @powilson. >> @powilson. >> jimmy: well, i can't be happier for you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i wanna show a clip of "happy endings." here is the great casey wilson, you guys. >> wow. ♪ >> whoa. guys, can you believe this? >> no, we can't. >> whore's bath? >> yeah, david, i did take a whore's bath, okay? i had a one night stand, and i didn't have time to shower. so, did i rub some dryer sheets on my pits and splash some water on my hush in the bathroom of an awful -- yes, i did. i'm sorry that i'm a modern day single woman who enjoys sex as much as a man. sue me. >> i meant the drink. whore's bath.

it's gin based. >> oh. [ laughter ] no, thank you. i am on a cleanse. i haven't had sugar in four days. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a whore's bath. there you go. "happy endings" airs wednesdays at 9:30 p.m. on abc. casey wilson, everybody. swervedriver performs next. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] for making cupcakes

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests are a great british band making their u.s. late night debut with us. they've got a new dvd out called "live in sydney," and their

classic albums like "mezcal head" have all been reissued. performing the song, "son of mustang ford," please welcome swervedriver! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ yeah mustang take me mustang ford take me far away been driving for days now ♪ ♪ been driving to take the pain away ♪ ♪ gotta get some love now love back in my veins

gotta kill this pain ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ drove down to the shoreline hey shoreline take me far away ♪ ♪ ♪ there was a sign by the roadside sign by the roadside ♪ ♪ by the roadside where my body's layin' ♪ ♪ ♪ hallucinogen headlamps my sane scape's disrupted in a pickup truck ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ been drivin' for days now oh yeah ♪ ♪ there was a sign by the roadside oh yeah ♪ ♪ gotta get some love now love back in my veins gotta kill this pain yeah such a shame ♪